ever had an annoying bird in your garden who keeps tweeting or flying around and its really annoying you. This website is here to help you get rid of it. you can either punish the bird or even kill it!!!!

here is some basic ways to get rid of a bird from your garden


1) shout at it
2) throw a stone at it
3) get a scary toy cat and hold it up right in its face
4) pour bird repellant all over your garden
5) pour vinegar or any other disgusting ingredients tn whatever theyre eating
6) heat some bird food to about 100 degrees and put it out for them to eat and burn!!
7) pour any irratant or corrosive chemicals on whatever theyre sitting on
8) put quick dry glue on whatever theyre about to sit on
9) let the most vicious cat you can find run around your garden
10) flash scary lights at it and make loud noises
11) add menthol to thier food
12) replace bird food with exact toy replicas made out of plastic and watch the teeth
13) sneak up on the bird and pour a bucket of flour or a bucket of salt on it
14) sneak up behind it and whack it with a stick
15) continuation to (8) while its stuck torture it like paint it or shout at it

(mods reccomended basic way to get rid of pheasents)

pheasents are very dumb and they dont like flying but food is always a good trick to distract them

1) fill a bucket 3 qautres full of wet glue and leave it for 60 seconds then pour the most nicest yummiest goodest quality bird food you can find on top of this glue and put it near the victim. let the victim dip its mouth into the food unaware that thiers a sticky surprise at the bottom. the food will lure them further into the sticky glue mess and hopefully they will get thier face stuck in it and will have to run away with a bucket on its head
2) pheasents dont like weird noises, get a subwoofer system or a big speaker hook it up to a synthesizer and give them a loverly blast in the face!! aint that nice.
3) pheasents will do anything to not fly and its very hard to get them way from food. put some food infront of it then sneak up behind it while its munching the food!. then tie some heavy objects like bricks or car tyres or any heavy household appliance to them to slow them down then chase after it, you will make the bird poop its pants when it realises it cant move and your chasing it

top 10 ultimate animals to keep away birds ( lists from 1 good - 10 bad)

1) lion (it works but the hard job is getting one
2) shotgun (this is not an animal but theasents hate these big loud devices)
3) wild cat (a vicious cat thats not house trained is a fabulous choice. MEOOOWW!!
4) rotweiler (vicious)
5) cat (a normal cat can still have quite a scratch to its bird victim)
6) dog (their loud bark will make it jump out its feathers)
7) snowdon (snowdon his self still can give the birds a scare without the gun)
8) scorpions (little but strong!!!)
9) little girl (this human will only give it a mild scare)
10) ants (they can be annoying to the feathers for the victim





more sky searching punishments coming soon :)